There’s no such being as an Arminian Armenian

There are no Arminian Armenians, only Calminian ones.

Armenian Christian on his knees praying for a loved one:

Խնդրում ենք փոխել իր սիրտը Khndrum yenk’ p’vokhel ir sirty Please change his heart. CALVINIST.

Armenian Christian on his feet admonishing a loved one: փոխել ձեր սիրտը Change your heart. ARMINIAN.

Very calfused.