Calvinism is STUPID, stupid

“Keep it simple, stupid,” from Turrentinfan

But first TULIP, the acronym of the Calvinist understanding of grace in salvation:

Total Depravity (also known as Total Inability and Original Sin)
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement (also known as Particular Atonement)
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints (also known as Once Saved Always Saved)

(See Calvinist Corner for the detail).

The overarching sovereignty of God is missing. Turrentinfan adds God’s sovereignty and rearranges the petals. He renames (which many Calvinists now do) “limited atonement” calling it “definite atonement,” not only because

1. the former is a misnomer, owing to the fact that God is never limited in anything, specifically in the salvation of sinners where his atoning power fulfills totally whom he intends it for (the “elect”), but also because

2. without this label change, TF’s “Keep it simple, stupid,” becomes “Keep it simple stupil,” which, although it has a nice ring to it, would be stupid. Over to TF.

Keep it simple, stupid.

TULIP is a great acronym for the doctrines of grace. But it’s not very American. Here’s another that may be easier to recall, next time people tell you that election, predestination, or Calvinism is “stupid.” You can respond, yes:

Sovereignty: God is in charge – we are not. All things happen according to his foreordinate counsel – from the death of Christ to the last hair on our heads.

Total depravity: In Adam we fell and our natures became corrupt, so that we do not obey the law of God and are not able to.

Unconditional election: God has chosen some of humanity for himself, based only on himself and his love – not based on us and our merit.

Perseverance of the saints: God will finish the work of salvation that he begins at justification, saving to the uttermost those who approach Him in faith.

Irresistible grace: God’s grace acts directly to convert the heart, change the will, and make a new creature, who then responds. God’s grace does not have to wait for the creature’s will, in order to effect a change.

Definite atonement: Christ’s death was particularly intended to bring about the salvation of the elect: his sheep – those that the Father gave him out of the world.

Dick Cheney and same-sex marriage: Relative moral relativism

There are myriads of triads. One of these consists of the three branches of philosophy, namely, ethics, logic and metaphysics. For our purposes, morality and ethics are the same thing. Now, we all know what “relative” means: your uncle, I mean my aunt; agh I mean snip snip, Bob’s our aunt. Another example: what’s good for THIS goose, is bad for THAT goose. Last one; also about animals: one man’s meat is another man’s poisson (fish).

Al Mohler, in his podcast “The Briefing,”today (20 November 2013) talks about the public spat between Dick’s two daughters, one for and the other against same-sex marriage. Cheney says that he was once against same-sex marriage but changed his mind when one of his daughters took a partner, who were later pronounced woman and wife. Mohler said that Cheney is only one among several politicians who changed their views on same-sex marriage when one or more of their relatives wanted to marry their own sex.

Related post: Objectivity of good and evil: Go yang yourself.